jameshollingshead:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon? - Imgur

bookmad:

"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

tags:
#catie

unimpressedcats:

actual photo of me in the future

actual photo of me now

sugahwaatah:

white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine

cakeman265:

"Do you drive?"

"Yeah."

image

"No, a real car."

"Yeah."

image

(Source: andtheskyisallviolet)

(Source: rulesofbrunaoliveira)

tags:
#oh....my god
#nsfw

cyrilelijah:

please watch this ad for a squirting dildo called Buster McNut

bravoart:

Five Nights at Freddie Mercury’s

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

(Source: tubofgoodthings)

tags:
#YEAH MOM

vegayta:

now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch

(Source: helmofhades)

(Source: confessionless)

nauqhtys:

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(Source: queenpalms)